I’m not an addict.
If I was a pot addict I would have smoked my entire pregnancy. I didnt.
Weed is my reward.
After a stressful day, weed calms me down
After a relaxing day, weed makes me smile
Weed is my reward to myself for surviving yet another day in life
Don’t take away my reward
Let me praise myself for getting through each day
And don’t call me an addict
Everyday I walk a mile
Next week I’ll walk one and a half
Then maybe two
I’m going to be skinny again
Or die trying.